Patti Mayonnaise
Biographical information
Age 11?
Place of birth Bluffington
Relatives dad
Physical description
Species Human
Gender Female
Skin color Brown
Hair color Yellow
Eye color Black
Personal information
Position Middle Schooler
Allies Doug Funnie, Skeeter Valentine
Chronological information
First appearance Chapter 18
Status Dead

Patti Mayonnaise was a slut that Knuckles invited to Cheetoman's massive weed smoking party. Apparently she knows Doug.

She was killed with all the other party women besides Tonya and Hello Kitty after Tails escaped.